The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
A programmer
had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and
called the cops. They went round to his flat and broke down the door. They
found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next
to his body. Apparently he'd been washing his hair.
The instructions on the bottle said:
1. Wet hair
2. Apply shampoo
3. Lather
4. Rinse
5. Repeat